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A son is a son till he takes him a wife,
a daughter is a daughter all of her life.
- Irish Traditional

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Choose a friend as thou dost a wife,
till death separate you.
- William Penn

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman

We must respect the other fellow's religion,
but only in the sense and to the extent
that we respect his theory that
his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
- H. L. Mencken

 

A man cannot speak to his son, but as a father;
to his wife, but as a husband;
to his enemy, but upon terms:
whereas a friend may speak, as the case requires,
and not as it sorteth with the person.
- Francis Bacon

By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage:
the wife is in charge.
- Bill Cosby

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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

The man in our society is the breadwinner;
the woman has enough to do as the homemaker,
wife and mother.
- Dorothy Fields

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
- Mike Ditka

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife
an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck

If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much
more romantic and nomadic existence.
- David McCallum

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him.
Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
- Harold MacMillan

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope
that keeps up a wife's spirits.
- John Gay

I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work,
and I didn't stop until she got home.
- George Stephen

A man's home is his wife's castle.
- Alexander Chase

Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it.
Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return.
Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?
- Epictetus

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but
tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
- Sacha Guitry

Caesar might have married Cleopatra,
but he had a wife at home.
There's always something.
- Will Cuppy

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home,
and broods a nest of sorrows.
- Jeremy Taylor

When a man opens a car door for his wife,
it's either a new car or a new wife.
- Prince Philip

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
- James H. Boren

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress;
when I get tired of one,
I spend the night with the other.
- Anton Chekhov

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry

I don't think my wife likes me very much,
when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
- Frank Carson

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...
or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
- Douglas Adams

Basically my wife was immature.
I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
- Woody Allen

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home,
and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
- Martin Luther

I'm a fun father, but not a good father.
The hard decisions always went to my wife.
- John Lithgow

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him
is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
- Barry Goldwater

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her own way.
And second, let her have it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.
- Elizabeth Cady Stanton

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
- Joey Adams

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything...
like stray cats and squirrels.
- Eric Roberts

A woman must combine the role of mother,
wife and politician.
- Emma Bonino

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me
want to run home to be with my wife.
- Steven Curtis Chapman

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife;
she has thought much worse things about you.
- Jean Rostand

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
- David Ogilvy

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Michel de Montaigne

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when
two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife,
confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
- Homer

The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
- Cyril Connolly

My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season.
- Martin Milner

The welfare culture tells the man he is not a necessary part of the family;
he feels dispensable,
his wife knows he is dispensable, his children sense it.
- George Gilder

My wife can see always how a part affects me personally
because she has to live with it.
- Cillian Murphy

I write funny.
If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.
But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin.
And I have a tendency towards it.
- Gene Wilder

Only towards the end of this process are any of the
chapters in fully readable condition,
a state of affairs that used to alarm my wife.
But Joan's got used to it.
- Fred Saberhagen

I met my wife, Margaret L. Mack, at the University of Chicago.
We were married in 1936.
She died in 1970.
- George Stigler

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her,
and 14 days later we were married.
- James Garner

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
- Sam Levenson

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,
and her mother will go anywhere.
- John Barrymore

So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.
- Ray Liotta

Men generally are afraid of a wife who has more understanding than themselves.
- Samuel Richardson

The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband,
the person you love.
- Frank Langella

He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune;
for they are impediments to great enterprises,
either of virtue or mischief.
- Francis Bacon

Duran always disturbs me.
The guy is just weird.
Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.
- Sugar Ray Leonard

I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot.
He was such a nice man.
I really liked his wife Gala, too.
People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me.
- Jerry Hall

I discovered my wife in bed with another man,
and I was crushed.
So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
- Emo Philips

If they are unsuccessful in married life,
who suffers more the bitter consequences of poverty
than the wife? But if successful,
she has not a dollar to call her own.
- Ernestine Rose

I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo.
I met him there.
- Bryan Ferry

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates.
I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.
- Brett Favre

I'm gonna try to be cured.
I've been on heroin eight years and I want to try a different style of life.
It made me split up from my wife.
It ruined a lot of things for me.
- Johnny Thunders

We all know that television is better for women as they get into their 40s.
You could be more three-dimensional,
not just the wife or the mother.
- Dana Delany

I got a wife who likes expensive things,
so she takes all the cash.
- James Brown

One man's folly is another man's wife.
- Helen Rowland

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour -
but I can't remember a name three seconds.
I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
- Don Adams

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
- Thomas Fuller

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife.
No one can ever be married too many times,
and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
- Richard Pryor

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna.
That's even why I married her.
- Guy Ritchie

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched
my wife I would rip her head off.
It's all lies.
I have never laid a finger on her.
- Mike Tyson

Listen to the lyrics - we're singing about everyday life:
rich people trying to keep money,
poor people tying to get it, and everyone having trouble
with their husband or wife!
- Buddy Guy


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