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Shaving Quotes and Sayings
Quotes about Shaving

Please enjoy these Shaving Quotes from the wise, the romantic, and the famous of the past and present.

When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day,
the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were hurting
their disciplinary efforts to get the guys back to routine.
- Mort Walker

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days,
peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
- Barry Goldwater

They kept me in short pants as long as they could,
until they were shaving the hair on my legs because
it was beginning to photograph.
- Jackie Cooper

They had to start shaving my chin when I was 12 years
old because light started to pick it up.
- Jackie Cooper

 

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone
else on the planet shaving.
So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
- Mitch Hedberg

In a network situation, a vice president,
while he's shaving, can decide your history.
- Phil Donahue

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business,
always shaving away at costs.
- Henry Ford

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Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has
opened more doors than I ever thought possible.
- Michael Rosenbaum

I shave without using shaving cream.
- Jerry Stiller

David and his followers taught no new doctrines,
in their dispersion or when they came to power,
that can be brought to countenance thee at all in shaving off thy beard.
- Lord George Gordon

Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you
wind up looking like a bum.
- Jack Kemp

Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning,
to keep watch over my thoughts, because,
if a line of poetry strays into my memory,
my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act.
- A. E. Housman

Shaving my head was a millennium ritual,
to not let it pass as just another New Year's Eve.
A lot has happened to me in the last couple of years,
personally and spiritually.
I wanted to mark it for myself.
- Joan Jett

The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom,
subsequently, got tired of shaving.
Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man,
is going through a series of mid-life changes.
Who knows, he may start drinking.
- William Petersen

When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention
of shaving the mustache off,
but I realized I was getting so many comments about it -
and everybody was talking about it -
that I decided to keep it.
- Mark Spitz

Although a lot of pain for a little screen time;
Shaving legs,
waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra,
losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing -
Ladies you have my respect.
- Lou Diamond Phillips

A good lather is half the shave.
- William Hone

The work is with me when I wake up in the morning;
it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper,
while I shave and bathe and dress.
- C. S. Forester

The best thing about switching from being an actor
to being a director is that you don't have to shave
or hold your stomach in anymore.
- Dick Powell

I was really excited to get to shave my head -
it's something I'd wanted to do for a while and now I had a good excuse.
It was nice to shed that level of vanity.
- Natalie Portman

There is no such thing as a life of passion any more
than a continuous earthquake,
or an eternal fever.
Besides, who would ever shave themselves in such a state?
- George Byron

The best reason I can think of for not running for
President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

I had to delegate authority to the people on my staff.
That means you shave away the hierarchy.
- Jurgen Klinsmann

Looking in the mirror to check if my tie is straight is a waste of my time.
I only look in the mirror once a day,
and that's in the morning when I shave.
- Lennart Meri

The simple truth is that balding African-American men
look cool when they shave their heads,
whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
- Dave Barry

Shave off your beard and wear a dress.
You would be a great female impersonator.
- Simon Cowell

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably
comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there,
as if he needed company.
The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom
privacy is to shave at the gas station.
- Bill Cosby

When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every week!
And then, I really like to change my looks for films
like 'Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle' where I
have the pleasure of playing the ugliest man in the world.
- Christopher Meloni

You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom.
They shave, they brush their teeth.
He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom,
and he turned it into this nightmare,
you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
- Lawrence Kasdan

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap.
I said look, if you are doing a series for five years
I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald
with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.
- Persis Khambatta

I was going to shave it.
It went in two parts.
I got a bob first but it kept falling all over my face.
Then it was off, short.
The main reason it was long was because my mother cut
it short when I was little and I was trying to make up for that.
- Cathy Freeman

There are apothecaries' shops, where prepared medicines,
liquids, ointments, and plasters are sold;
barbers' shops,
where they wash and shave the head; and restaurateurs,
that furnish food and drink at a certain price.
- Hernando Cortes

I go through about two Fender mediums a night because
I don't pick straight down;
it's sort of sideways,
and it shaves them off.
- Robin Trower

There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off.
This period does not last.
He returns headlong to his beard.
- Jean Cocteau

Analysis is like a lobotomy.
Who wants to have all their edges shaved off?
- David Byrne

I did a film a long time ago with a shaved head and
I had the ugliest looking head in the world.
- Gedde Watanabe

Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail,
and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands,
that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!
- Davy Crockett

Having shaved my head for the role put a spotlight on me.
- Persis Khambatta

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh!
They looked more ginger, though!
- Lee Ryan

I have shaved my head.
My flowing locks are now quite a bit shorter.
- David Ginola

They shaved my head, eyebrows.
This is not a sci-fi picture.
It's not a fantasy picture.
You're dealing with something that's supposed to be in reality.
But we had a genius makeup artist.
- Rick Yune

They shaved a little piece of bone off my small toe.
You see, you balance yourself a certain way and this
toe had grown under the other ones.
So he cut it loose, where I could balance myself and
it makes me walk straight.
- Merle Haggard

Writing is a kind of performing art,
and I can't sit down to write unless I'm dressed.
I don't mean dressed in a suit, but dressed well and
comfortably and I have to be shaved and bathed.
- Peter O'Toole

Well, no.
I was getting into trouble messing around with it for roles.
So one night I went home, cut it down with a pair of
scissors and then got in the bath and shaved it all off.
I've never looked back.
- Richard O'Brien

Within, stood a tall old man, clean shaven save for a long white moustache,
and clad in black from head to foot,
without a single speck of colour about him anywhere.
- Bram Stoker

Sometimes I've gotten photographs back and people have
literally shaven off pieces of me,
and I tell them to put it back.
- Alicia Keys

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department,
clean-shaven and in white collars.
They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves...
only about you.
- Jean Shepherd

If there ever was a poet for the working class Billy
Joe Shaver and Merle Haggard would be my nomination.
- David Allan Coe

I say NO to the demands of the world.
I say YES to the longings of my own heart.
There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
- Erich Segal

I Receive ALL of Life with Thanksgiving -
I have gratitude for EVERYTHING
that has ever occurred to bring me to this moment.
I give thanks for the joys and the sufferings,
the moments of peace and the flashes of anger,
the compassion and the indifference,
the roar of my courage and the cold sweat of my fear.
I accept gratefully the entirety of my past and my present life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy

Grant That I May Radiate Thy Light, Thy Love,
Thy Healing, Thy Joy, and Thy Peace,
to All Those Around Me
and All Those in My Thoughts
This Day and Ever More.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing you do for a child is ever wasted.
- Garrison Keillor

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some people stay for awhile,
and move our souls to dance.
They awaken us to a new understanding,
leave footprints on our hearts,
and we are never, ever the same.
- Flavia Weedn

There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran

No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Business, you know, may bring money,
but friendship hardly ever does.
- Jane Austen

Well, it seems to me that the best relationships -
the ones that last -
are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship.
You know, one day you look at the person
and you see something more than you did the night before.
Like a switch has been flicked somewhere.
And the person who was just a friend is...
suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
- Dana Scully

Nobody has ever asked the nuclear family to live
all by itself in a box the way we do.
With no relatives, no support,
we've put it in an impossible situation.
- Margaret Mead

No written law has ever been more binding
than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion.
- Carrie Chapman Catt

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards
than being a father to my children.
- Bill Cosby

Life is now.
There was never a time when your life was not now,
nor will there ever be.
- Eckhart Tolle

Spread love everywhere you go.
Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.
- Mother Teresa

The greatest compliment that was ever paid me
was when one asked me what I thought,
and attended to my answer.
- Henry David Thoreau

Relax. Take a day off.
Go for a long silent walk in the woods.
The world will still be there tomorrow -
as good and as bad as ever.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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