Restrooms Quotes and Sayings
Quotes about Restrooms
Please enjoy these Restrooms Quotes from the wise, the romantic, and the famous of the past and present.
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place
next to me just trying to hear why this is funny.
Women's restrooms are especially great.
I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
- Lynda Barry
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public
restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and
paper under the stall door.
- Marlo Thomas
The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat,
eat; if there is a place to sit, sit;
if there is a restroom,
- Jessica Savitch
Try being my size and going into a public restroom.
- Billy Barty
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in.
I signed an autograph for her in the sink.
It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom
and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
- Zac Efron
Talent is God-given; be humble.
Fame is man-given; be thankful.
Conceit is self-given; be careful.
- John Wooden
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Fame is the scentless sunflower, with gaudy crown of gold;
But friendship is the breathing rose, with sweets in every fold.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Whatever your work and whatever its worth,
No matter how strong or clever,
Some one will sneer if you pause to hear,
And scoff at your best endeavor.
For the target art has a broad expanse,
And wherever you chance to hit it,
Though close be your aim to the bull's-eye fame,
There are those who will never admit it.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.
- Henry David Thoreau
We're constantly striving for success, fame and comfort
when all we really need to be happy
is someone or some thing to be enthusiastic about.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you,
If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle.
So at least it's something I experience,
but that's not where I live.
- Marilyn Monroe
The postman wants an autograph.
The cab driver wants a picture.
The waitress wants a handshake.
Everyone wants a piece of you.
- John Lennon
Fame, I have already.
Now I need the money.
- Wilhelm Steinitz
Fame is morally neutral.
- Edward R. Murrow
In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
- Annette Funicello
The martyr cannot be dishonored.
Every lash inflicted is a tongue of fame;
every prison a more illustrious abode.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Don't confuse fame with success.
Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
- Erma Bombeck
Prince presented us at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
- Bernie Worrell
If this fame, which people call my lucky break,
were to stop tomorrow, I shouldn't care.
- Brigitte Bardot
All the work built my fame and certainly made me more money,
but the toll it took in my home was not good.
- Jamie Lee Curtis
I think I'm telling the truth.
I sat by Ray Perkins at the Hall of Fame dinner in New York,
and at that time he didn't know he was our coach and I didn't either.
- Bear Bryant
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate.
- Emily Dickinson
I don't think about my fame very much.
- Calvin Klein
Worldly fame is but a breath of wind that blows now this way,
and now that, and changes name as it changes direction.
- Dante Alighieri
I don't think I realized that the cost of fame is that
it's open season on every moment of your life.
- Julia Roberts
As for fame, it can go to your head and you can become full of yourself.
- John Fahey
He had no failings which were not owing to a noble cause;
to an ardent,
generous, perhaps an immoderate passion for fame;
a passion which is the instinct of all great souls.
- Edmund Burke
Wealth, beauty, and fame are transient.
When those are gone, little is left except the need to be useful.
- Gene Tierney
Fame doesn't end loneliness.
- Claire Danes
I've written enough books with real celebrities,
such as Walter Payton and Hank Aaron and Billy Graham,
to know that fame looks good only to people who don't have it.
- Jerry B. Jenkins
I just hope I can live long enough to see the fame.
- Robert Mapplethorpe
Those cut-throat bandits in the paths of fame.
- Robert Burns
It's not the money.
It's not the fame.
It's the influence.
- Clay Aiken
Fame comes with its own standard.
A guy who twitches his lips is just another guy with a lip twitch -
unless he's Humphrey Bogart.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.
If you want me in the Hall of Fame put me in because
of some contributions that I have made to country music.
- Buck Owens
But once I acclimated and really used fame for what
it was offering me as a tool to serve my life purpose
of inspiring and contributing,
then it started to get fun again.
- Alanis Morissette
If you live for fame, men may turn against you.
- Matthew Simpson
I don't care about money or fame or anything like that,
but it would be a perk.
- Lucas Grabeel
I love the fame and the money and the power.
You have to keep working to have that.
- Steve Guttenberg
But what I'd really like to tell you is I never dreamed
of being in the Hall of Fame.
Standing here with all these great players was beyond any of my dreams.
- Robin Yount
If you come to fame not understanding who you are,
it will define who you are.
- Oprah Winfrey
I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power.
It's mostly that I want to have a good job and have good friends;
that's the good stuff in life.
- Drew Barrymore
George Harrison was also a pleasure to work with.
He was one of the most famous people I've ever known,
but in spite of that fame, he was such a nice and friendly guy.
- Alvin Lee
My drum sticks are in the "Hall of Fame."
I know that.
- Jimmy Carl Black
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.
- Bennett Cerf
Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't
eligible for another fifteen years.
- Conan O'Brien
I've seen many of my contemporaries become superstars,
and the way fame and fortune starts to really affect
the way they treat other people,
and I think it's ugly.
- Siobhan Fahey
Fame hit me like a ton of bricks.
I feel sorry for these kids in bands.
Everything is so disposable nowadays.
These kids don't even get 15 minutes of fame,
it's like a minute and a half.
- Zakk Wylde
I want fame more than I can tell.
But more than I want fame I want happiness.
- Mary MacLane
I lost money, coaching jobs, a shot at the Hall of Fame.
- Curt Flood
Fame makes me feel wanted and loved,
anybody wants that.
- Michael Hutchence
He who would acquire fame must not show himself afraid of censure.
The dread of censure is the death of genius.
- William Gilmore Simms
Fame was thrilling only until it became grueling.
Money was fun only until you ran out of things to buy.
- Gloria Swanson
Fame means millions of people have the wrong idea of who you are.
- Erica Jong
Fame is everywhere; the 15 minutes are now the dominant themes of our times.
- Nick Mancuso
is always there-he's part of my life.
That really is something not everyone can call their claim to fame.
- Annette Funicello
I honor you, Hero, for you do not play to the crowd.
You play to your own soul.
An audience of one fills the house with its appreciation and applause.
Others follow you, and may attempt to emulate you,
but that is not why you are a hero.
Fame may smile upon you, or it may not.
The world may cheer your name, or you may be the unknown warrior
who rescued comrades in battle,
or taught a young girl how to shed tears of joy.
Whatever you did, you did not do for fame.
If you had, you would not be a Hero.
You are a Hero for your bold courageous inspired action.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It takes a very strange person to enjoy fame,
with all the by-products that come with it.
It's not necessarily a thrill.
- Kelsey Grammer
I didn't get into making music for the fame aspect.
There are people who do desire that.
- Sheryl Crow
Whatever fame came did so not because I sought it.
- Jo Stafford
Folly loves the martyrdom of fame.
- Lord Byron
The fame that goes with wealth and beauty is fleeting and fragile;
intellectual superiority is a possession glorious and eternal.
I respect the Hall of Fame, and if they think that I'm worthy enough,
I would be very honored.
And if they don't, I gave it all that I had to this game.
- Rafael Palmeiro
Good fame is like fire; when you have kindled you may easily preserve it;
but if you extinguish it,
you will not easily kindle it again.
- Francis Bacon
Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future
all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
- Al Goldstein
I don't want to achieve immortality by being inducted into the Hall of Fame.
I want to achieve immortality by not dying.
- William De Morgan
The fame and reputation part came later,
and never was much of a motivator, although it did
enable me to work without feeling guilty about neglecting my studies.
- Linus Torvalds
THIS Duty implies that we should affectionately interest
ourselves in whatever concerns the Honour,
the Fame and Security of our Sovereign and his Government.
- Charles Inglis
The fame of heroes owes little to the extent of their
conquests and all to the success of the tributes paid to them.
- Jean Genet
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