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Redneck Quotes and Sayings
Quotes about Redneck

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You may be a redneck if...
you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
- Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...
the blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.
- Jeff Foxworthy

The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation
was not brought to an end,
nor redneck violence dramatically reduced,
by violence.
- Stanley Crouch

You may be a redneck if...
your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
- Jeff Foxworthy

 

If your neighbors think you're a detective because
a cop always brings you home,
you might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television,
you might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

If you've ever made change in the offering plate,
you might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they
all say Kool Whip on the side,
you might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without,
you just might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts
so we didn't run into any rednecks.
- Ville Valo

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who
could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks,
cops, and hippies.
- Jimmy Buffett

We are all "neighbors."
Our world has gotten too small for us to be anything else.
We can no longer have "us" and "them" - friends and enemies.
A person from Iraq, or Russia, or Columbia is
no more a stranger or enemy than a person from across town.
A few people everywhere are troublemakers.
Every religion provokes a few people to become extremists.
Do we need police around the globe? Unfortunately, we always will.
Do we need war? Does that question even deserve an answer?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Dad taught me everything I know.
Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
- Al Unser

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball.
Unfortunately, neither of them works.
- Charley Lau

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease
and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
- Victor Borge

Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges
are just lawyers in robes.
- Tammy Bruce

Naturally, every age thinks that all ages before it were prejudiced,
and today we think this more than ever, and are just as wrong
as all previous ages that thought so.
How often have we not seen the truth condemned!
It is sad but unfortunately true that man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing.
You don't win once in a while,
you don't do things right once in a while,
you do them right all the time.
Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
- Vince Lombardi

Winning is habit.
Unfortunately, so is losing.
- Vince Lombardi

I believe there is something out there watching us.
Unfortunately, it's the government.
- Woody Allen

We have serious enemies and growing threats around the world.
Unfortunately, we have an administration whose idea
of a rogue state is Arizona.
- Mitt Romney

Unfortunately, little attention was paid to how Arafat ruled.
In fact, some saw the harsh and repressive nature of
Arafat's regime as actually bolstering the prospects for peace.
- Natan Sharansky

This is all about a media war that continues to rage
between the old and new media.
Unfortunately for our soldiers, these brave Americans
are caught in the crossfire.
- Joe Scarborough

Unfortunately my career began in Hollywood,
doing a negative pickup for Universal pictures.
- Alex Cox

Unfortunately, more and more Muslim voices are calling
for boycotts of the United States and its products.
- Richard Neal

Unfortunately, we are finding the bureaucratic inefficiencies
and red tape have a tendency to slow the efforts of
individuals and communities working to rebuild.
- Bobby Jindal

Unfortunately, sometimes people don't hear you until you scream.
- Stefanie Powers

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid.
They take drugs.
They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life.
I just played it straight.
- Bobby Vinton

Because artists can be extremely eccentric and insane,
and unfortunately, the people they hurt the most are
the people that are closest to them.
- Maynard James Keenan

I did the Broadway album unfortunately in a year when there were no hits.
- Les Baxter

Unfortunately, religion, like patriotism,
is easy to misuse for political purposes.
- Kjell Magne Bondevik

Musicians are probably the most uncomfortable people
in themselves in the world.
Happiness, I think, only exists when you're a child and once you go past 11,
unfortunately it's gone.
- Andrea Corr

Do real life people actually fall in love
with the idea of being in love?
Unfortunately, it is actually quite common.
Someone wants desperately to have
the husband or wife of their dreams.
They visualize the vine-covered cottage
with the white picket fence.
They choose the colors for the nursery.
They design all the aspects of their married life.
A real person stands no chance of measuring up to those fantasies.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Unfortunately, since the Sept.
11 tragedy, our business is not doing too well.
- Hunter Tylo

But unfortunately, when you have a kid,
you sometimes eat everything they leave behind.
So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.
- Joely Fisher

Unfortunately, the attitude of many towards the press,
humanitarians included and especially government workers,
is often one of suspicion, if not outright fear.
- Alvin Adams

I don't think there is enough educational programming,
but unfortunately, television is built around advertising
and those shows don't get the big ratings.
- Will McDonough

All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political,
for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word,
which has so unfortunately divided man.
- Jiddu Krishnamurti

Unfortunately, the food industry has not yet faced
this situation and begun taking measures to avoid exploiting
our weakness for not knowing when we have had enough.
- Marvin Harris

We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show,
but unfortunately no one was watching us.
- Josh Hartnett

They were concerned about the racial issue.
They thought it was not a safe issue to go Asian,
unfortunately.
- Lucy Liu

Whatever starts in California,
unfortunately has an inclination to spread.
- Jimmy Carter

I think the idea that you can go this alone is -
was a huge mistake.
And unfortunately, there was a price paid in terms
of suffering and pain for people in New Orleans.
- Michael Chertoff

Nevertheless, China was unfortunately unable to understand Japan's real position,
and it is greatly to be regretted that the Sino-Japanese
War became one of long duration.
- Hideki Tojo

There were sometimes from forty to sixty English machines,
but unfortunately the Germans were often in the minority.
With them quality was more important than quantity.
- Manfred von Richthofen

Unfortunately, I'm not a person that's always capable
of living up to the Boy Scout philosophy.
- Stanley Crouch

I love the stage, I love the process of acting in theatre,
but unfortunately, it doesn't pay the bills.
- Kabir Bedi

Unfortunately, our affluent society has also been an effluent society.
- Hubert H. Humphrey

Unfortunately, all the cliches we see about Hollywood are true.
- Douglas Wood

The idea of Jewish unity, of a plan,
an organization,
unfortunately exists only in the brains of Hitler and Streicher.
- Stefan Zweig

The real political life in Russia unfortunately is
not in the parliament but on the streets and in the media.
- Garry Kasparov

Unfortunately, too many public school officials believe
that cameras are needed to enforce order and discipline.
- Paul Weyrich

Unfortunately, a lot of the concepts in the Bible are
based on ancient mythology that doesn't fit the findings of science.
- Clyde Tombaugh

Unfortunately, in collective bargaining one party or
the other too often tries to gain an advantage -
a bargain,
like buying something in a store for less than it is worth.
- Charles E. Wilson

Unfortunately, we are still in an age where individuals
may be discriminated against because of health conditions.
- Lois Capps

Unfortunately, actions taken by the Senate ensured
that relief from the death tax would only be temporary
and that it would come back to life at the full rate again in 2011.
- Doc Hastings

Don't bother about being modern.
Unfortunately it is the one thing that,
whatever you do, you cannot avoid.
- Salvador Dali

Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older -
and I shouldn't admit this -
there are other things that become more important in your daily life.
- Alex Trebek

I grew up years ago doing something that unfortunately
doesn't hardly exist any more,
a medium called Radio.
- Robert Stack

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English,
which really reflects rather badly on me.
- Sean Connery

Unfortunately I'm not a smoker, so cigars have never
been a part of my agenda.
- Bobby Sherman

Iraq made commitments after the Gulf War to completely
dismantle all weapons of mass destruction,
and unfortunately, Iraq has not lived up to its agreement.
- Barbara Boxer

Unfortunately, goodness and honor are rather the exception
than the rule among exceptional men,
not to speak of geniuses.
- Cesare Lombroso

Freedom of speech is always under attack by Fascist mentality,
which exists in all parts of the world,
unfortunately.
- Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Unfortunately, modeling takes you with no transition
from being a girl to being a business woman.
- Karolina Kurkova

And that's why, you know, it's players like Randy Moss
that unfortunately put a stain on the entire league.
- Boomer Esiason

Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.
- Dan Quayle

Unfortunately, our history has abundant examples of
patriotism being used to hurt those who express views
in disagreement with that of the majority.
- Vic Snyder

Unfortunately, we don't get a second chance.
We've already played them twice.
- Trevor Brooking

Unfortunately, it happens all too seldom that you really disappear behind a work,
that you are no longer audible as an interpreter.
- Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau

I think, unfortunately, some people are just bad,
they're just born bad, and I don't know why.
- Judge Mills Lane


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