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Pet Quotes and Sayings
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Please enjoy these Pet Quotes from the wise, the romantic, and the famous of the past and present.

The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.
- Nicholas D. Kristof

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name.
And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
- Alexander Theroux

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.
- Juliette Lewis

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
- Rodney Dangerfield

 

Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns,
do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior,
that they are so united to creative people.
- Andre Norton

I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
- Hippolyte Taine

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
- Kin Hubbard

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart,
that is why the dogs are so fast.
- Bob Hope

I've got a new invention.
It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
- Lefty Gomez

The dog is the god of frolic.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
- Max Eastman

Cats know how to obtain food without labor,
shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
- W. L. George

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
- Charles de Gaulle

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet -
so we bought a dog.
Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Rita Rudner

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- Aldous Huxley

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face,
you should go home and examine your conscience.
- Woodrow Wilson

I'm looking more like my dogs every day -
it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.
- Christine McVie

I've always been mad about cats.
- Vivien Leigh

I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and
touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed.
These things, to me, are expressions of love.
- James Herriot

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear
a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
- Fran Lebowitz

There's a saying.
If you want someone to love you forever,
buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.
- Dick Dale

I live alone, with cats, books, pictures,
fresh vegetables to cook, the garden,
the hens to feed.
- Jeanette Winterson

I love cats.
- Dick Van Patten

I poured spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone.
- Steven Wright

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat,
and the dog was walking.
- Mickey Rivers

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject
to a good many different ailments,
but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
- Joseph Wood Krutch

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows,
cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
- Cleveland Amory

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
- Ogden Nash

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.
- Mason Cooley

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth.
A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
- Jules Verne

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail,
then he has a weak-end.
- June Carter

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does
any harm to ask for what you want.
- Joseph Wood Krutch

Never wear anything that panics the cat.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Animals are such agreeable friends -
they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
- George Eliot

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep,
and company only when they want it.
- Rod McKuen

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs,
but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
- Angus Young

Time spent with cats is never wasted.
- Sigmund Freud

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you;
but if a cat does the same thing,
it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs,
and patronizes human beings.
- Oliver Herford

Many cats are the death of the mouse.
- Kaspar Hauser

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children,
as they are already stretched and pulled to such a
length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
- Robert Benchley

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
- Mike Ditka

Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same
look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
- Paula Poundstone

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
- Earl Derr Biggers

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
- William S. Burroughs

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
- James Herriot

Showing cats is addictive.
All you need is one rosette and you're hooked.
- Donna Andrews

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like
humans or they will treat you like dogs.
- Martha Scott

I love cats because I enjoy my home;
and little by little,
they become its visible soul.
- Jean Cocteau

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
- Kinky Friedman

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges.
Cats have the courage to live by them.
- Jim Davis

Just watching my cats can make me happy.
- Paula Cole

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.
- Robert Southey

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
- Steven Wright

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
- Garrison Keillor

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people,
and many cats prefer people to other cats.
- Mason Cooley

Cats don't like change without their consent.
- Roger Caras

Dogs are my favorite people.
- Richard Dean Anderson

A hungry dog hunts best.
A hungrier dog hunts even better.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Bern Williams

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
- Edgar Allan Poe

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult.
It's not.
Mine had me trained in two days.
- Bill Dana

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert,
gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just
enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
- Agnes Repplier


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