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Doctor Quotes and Sayings
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Please enjoy these Doctor Quotes from the wise, the romantic, and the famous of the past and present.

A doctor can bury his mistakes
but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

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Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed;
to kindness,
to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
- Marcel Proust

When a man goes through six years training to be a
doctor he will never be the same.
He knows too much.
- Enid Bagnold

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed
that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- Rita Rudner

 

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet,
so he gave me pep pills.
Know what happened? I ate faster.
- Joe E. Lewis

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription,
but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
- Earl Wilson

Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close
minded than regular people.
- Alex Chiu

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor.
It cannot be created.
- Peter Shaffer

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.
Unless there are three other people.
- Orson Welles

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people
come from their intelligence.
They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.
- Marcel Proust

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his
40s shouldn't play tennis.
I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait
until I reached 50 to start again.
- Hugo Black

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation,
he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
- Henny Youngman

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize
that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
- Norman Cousins

My doctor gave me six months to live,
but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
- Walter Matthau

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis,
and I said compared to who?
- Jay London

I regret to this day that I never went to college.
I feel I should have been a doctor.
- Ty Cobb

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Erma Bombeck

A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances
must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically
necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.
- Barbara Mikulski

Medical liability reform is not a Republican or Democrat
issue or even a doctor versus lawyer issue.
It is a patient issue.
- John Ensign

I've got to go.
That's one of the penalties of being a doctor.
I never seem to finish a conversation.
- Robert M. Fresco

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
- Hippocrates

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping
of females begins when the doctor says:
It's a girl.
- Shirley Chisholm

One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview
with a doctor than from any human experience.
- Alice James

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately.
Ring the nearest golf course.
- Groucho Marx

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind;
the lawyer all the wickedness,
the theologian all the stupidity.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

I was obsessed with romance.
When I was in high school, I saw 'Doctor Zhivago' every
day from the day it opened until the day it left the theater.
- John Hughes

Time is generally the best doctor.
- Ovid

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down -
at least he did until he dropped dead.
- Cesar Romero

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office
and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight
more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
- Nicolas Cage

The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
- Denis Diderot

Music's not like becoming a doctor, who can walk into
a community and find people who need him.
- Charlie Byrd

We approach people the same way we approach our cars.
We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask,
What's wrong with him, how much will it cost,
and when can I pick him up?
- James Hillman

The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease.
What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
- Ashley Montagu

He didn't want me to become a musician,
he wanted me to be a doctor, because he said singing was too hard.
- Nusrat F. A. Khan

At the age of 16, something happened with my finger and the doctor told me,
you never can be a organist or pianist,
so think about what you do with music.
- Kurt Masur

Part of the redesign of FEMA is that they have so many people on standby,
whether it is a retired nurse or a doctor who will
take time off to go exactly where they are needed.
- Ginny B. Waite

I wanted to be a doctor when I was a kid,
but I started doing theater in high school because it was a requirement.
At first, I was completely irritated.
But I ended up loving it.
- Sophia Bush

It was lovely to do The Knock because I haven't done
anything really significant since Doctor Who.
- Colin Baker

For many Americans, including many who are employed,
going to the doctor when they fall ill or become injured
may not be an option because of the absence of health insurance.
- Ben Nelson

The idea of winning a doctor's degree gradually assumed
the aspect of a great moral struggle,
and the moral fight possessed immense attraction for me.
- Elizabeth Blackwell

So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.
- Daniel Johns

I play a recurring role for a character named Doctor Imo.
I assist the villain and show up from time to time.
- Keir Dullea

Patients would come in and say, Well,
my baby is going to have a cleft palate.
I'm going like, that's not a reason.
And the doctor would do the abortion.
- Norma McCorvey

Towards the end of 2003 it was hard to get through training -
and the darkest point was when a doctor told me there
was a possibility I could end up in a wheelchair.
- Jonah Lomu

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says,
'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says:
'Okay -
you're ugly as well.'
- Tommy Cooper

Well, I think that there is a connection between being
a lawyer and a doctor and an actor.
They kind of, in some ways, have the same appeal,
I suppose.
- Jeffrey Jones

Any doctor will admit that any drug can have side effects,
and that writing a prescription involves weighing the
potential benefits against the risks.
- Mark Udall

You've probably read in People that I'm a nice guy -
but when the doctor first told me I had Parkinson's,
I wanted to kill him.
- Michael J. Fox

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet,
Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
- Jonathan Swift

I found out that colonels can stay until they drop
dead or get a walker and being a critical medical specialty
as an Army trained emergency room doctor,
I could stay until age 67.
- Gerald Griffin

Every time you go to the doctor and get a good report,
the odds keep staking more in your favour.
- Fran Drescher

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.
- Henny Youngman

I would make my mom buy me the toy doctor kit.
- Debi Thomas

I was involved in music, acting, and some running,
but my firm wish was to become a doctor.
That was the formative age when I had decided on the pattern of my career.
- Roger Bannister

Don't bring your need to the marketplace,
bring your skill.
If you don't feel well, tell your doctor,
but not the marketplace.
If you need money, go to the bank, but not the marketplace.
- Jim Rohn

So it's sheer terror, but then, this is the whole reason
that we went so long to Doctor Simons,
was to get rid of all these...
mixed feelings that we had.
- Betty Hill

There are generations who watch Doctor Who together.
- Sarah Sutton

I have a very low threshold of death.
My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.
- the Woody Allen movie Casino Royale

Presenting statues of honor to reporters for covering
an earthquake is like presenting a first prize to a
doctor for performing surgery.
- Phil Donahue

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was
located in something called the Professional Building.
I felt better right away.
- George Carlin

I often look at a lot of Doctor Who stuff that's about now,
which no one has approached me about.
- Sarah Sutton

To wait for hours to buy a train ticket or to see a
doctor is accepted as a normal way of doing things.
Privacy is not a great preoccupation,
and this is a very crowded country.
- Nancy Travis

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live,
I wouldn't brood.
I'd type a little faster.
- Isaac Asimov

That's metaphysics, my dear fellow.
It's forbidden me by my doctor, my stomach won't take it.
- Boris Pasternak

My mother raised three children on her own and my dad
was a doctor working 16 hours a day.
- Christopher Meloni

I think I definitely got scared by the second or third
time a doctor told me I was dying.
- Daniel Johns

I wanted to be a doctor in sports medicine;
I was into sailing and all that sort of thing.
- Christopher Atkins

I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and
plan their play dates and buy their clothes.
- Patricia Richardson

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
- Wendy Leibman

I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.
- R. Lee Ermey


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