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Diaper Quotes and Sayings
Quotes about Diaper

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Like many other women, I could not understand why every
man who changed a diaper has felt impelled,
in recent years, to write a book about it.
- Barbara Ehrenreich

Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men,
men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations,
shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a dish or changing a diaper?
- Frank Pittman

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -
you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure
you're not going to like it.
- Jeff Foxworthy

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags,
and play with my sisters.
- Dakota Fanning

 

Diaper backward spells repaid.
Think about it.
- Marshall McLuhan

My parents had been involved in the labor movement;
if we'd grown up in the city,
we would have been red-diaper babies.
- Holly Near

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging
the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly
admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered
a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.
- Damon Runyon

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Everything TSA does is reactionary -
first they ban the box cutters,
then of course you have to take your shoes off,
then you have to take the liquids out,
now we have to be patted down in our private areas
because of the diaper bomber.
- John Mica

Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly,
usually for the same reason.
- Anonymous

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers
and your husband just left you,
you would be so confused.
- Barbara Steele

I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16,
became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20.
If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers,
that was for me.
- Kent McCord

I've raised Michael.
I changed his diapers when he was little.
- Jackie Jackson

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen...
with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
- Geraldo Rivera

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is:
don't change diapers in midstream.
- Don Marquis

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple
if I were going to have a life at all.
- Esther Williams

No one's raising children any more.
To love a child, you've got to work for it.
You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!
- Lauren Hutton

I didn't know you had to change diapers so often.
I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day -
each.
So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.
- Stanley Tucci

No one likes change but babies in diapers.
- Barbara Johnson

In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen -
a life where,
like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls,
changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children -
I learned a lot.
- Patti Smith

When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life.
We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital,
I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers,
the screen showed I've got $26 left.
- Ang Lee

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition.
You hit the ground diapering.
- Paul Reiser

The biggest adventure you can take is
to live the life of your dreams.
- Oprah Winfrey

The only way to store information is by agreement.
The belief system is like a Book of Law that rules our mind.
Our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.
Humans punish themselves endlessly
for not being what they believe they should be.
We have the need to be accepted and to be loved by others,
but we cannot accept and love ourselves.
- don Miguel Ruiz

The biggest mistake we could ever make in our lives
is to think we work for anybody but ourselves.
- Brian Tracy

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis,
but rather the feeling of being unwanted.
- Mother Teresa

Once in a while I'll get moved to do some exercise.
It's something I long for but the biggest problem is
bending down and putting my tennis shoes on.
Once I go out I'm OK.
- David Soul

The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.
- Chanakya

My biggest dream is that my words will inspire heart,
hope and personal responsibility in people around the globe
long after my feet in these shoes aren't walking the planet.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Indifferent to whether your mood is grumpy or cheerful,
Nature always sings her passionate song of joyful celebration.
You can never stop the happy song of life,
so join the celebration -
sing along, dance, make love,
smile your biggest smile, and cheer on God's music.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14,
1973.
I just sat and stared at him.
- Loretta Lynn

The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change.
They stay the way they were in the past.
Look at Michael Jackson, he never evolved.
- Corey Feldman

Coming from a small town it was tough to dream big.
When I grew up in a small town in Georgia,
my biggest dream was one day to be able to go to Atlanta.
- Herschel Walker

The biggest problem in South Africa is that we have a disrupted timeline.
Historically, politically, spiritually,
economically, in people's minds, in people's heads.
- Abdullah Ibrahim

Outside came in '60.
The Edge in '61.
All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside.
- Shelley Berman

The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying
to make a living at doing what they most enjoy.
- Malcolm Forbes

Janis Joplin is definitely one of my biggest influences.
She taught me how to feel music, and I don't think
there's anyone like her that could bring such pain and emotion to a song.
- LeAnn Rimes

Getting the Oscar had the biggest impression on me.
- Herbie Hancock

As a singer, the biggest joy I have are the arrangements.
- Mel Torme

One of the biggest mistakes a photographer can make
is to look at the real world and cling to the vain
hope that next time his film will somehow bear a closer resemblance to it.
- Galen Rowell

I had a flight trainer who is one of the biggest and
most famous helicopter pilots the world.
- Izabella Scorupco

You know what, Steve Jobs is real nice to me.
He lets me be an employee and that's one of the biggest honors of my life.
- Steve Wozniak

It is really cool to have created a movie that has
turned out to become the biggest movie of the year.
- Michael Bay

You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact.
And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.
- John Lennon

I know a lot of people in the business recommend the
many Story Structure seminars being offered here,
but I point to them as the single biggest contributor to lousy scripts.
- Douglas Wood

The biggest challenge for me was Get Rhythm.
I don't know why.
- Brian Setzer

India has the unique advantages of having the biggest
domestic market and this should support IT companies.
- Sanjay Kumar

The U.S.
is by far the biggest exporter of arms in the world.
It was true during the Clinton administration,
and it's true during the Bush administration.
It's bipartisan.
- Andrew Niccol

We used to say that he who threw the biggest tantrum won the day.
- Neil Finn

All the bands get along really well.
That's one of the biggest things on a tour.
It's great to get all these cool bands together,
but if they don't get along it sucks.
- Brandon Thomas

We proved that we are still a people capable of doing
big things and tackling our biggest challenges.
- Barack Obama

The biggest rap on me is that I don't find a Watergate every couple of years.
Well, Watergate was unique.
It's not something Carl Bernstein, I,
or the Washington Post caused.
- Bob Woodward

I got tired of the Ramones around the time I quit and I really got into rap.
I thought it was the new punk rock.
LL Cool J was my biggest idol.
- Dee Dee Ramone

Pete Rozelle used television to get the game to the
American public by creating the Super Bowl and making
it the biggest sporting event in the world.
- Will McDonough

My biggest successes were mainly in the pop market during the 80s.
- Juice Newton

The Giants were a good team, but our biggest enemy
was said to be Candlestick Park.
- Willie Stargell

Yeah, yeah I think that's one of the biggest misconceptions towards the band.
The biggest one is that we're Satan worshippers,
but next to that just the fact that we're normal.
- Tom Araya

We're the biggest food and agriculture company in the world.
- Dwayne Andreas

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City,
and maybe we'll keep it that way.
- Donald Trump

So I went and did an audition and became the biggest radio actor in Sydney,
and that's how it all started.
- Rod Taylor

I had a great first year and Mr. MacDonald was my biggest supporter.
He gave me the encouragement I needed that first year
to get my career started on a positive note.
- Jim Evans

Peter has the biggest mouth, so it goes to be a mouth contest.
- Josh Silver

My biggest fear in life is fear.
- Sheryl Lee

I don't wear fur and I understand their cause.
I am the biggest animal lover in the world.
I have four dogs and two horses, and I have rescued animals all my life.
- Gisele Bundchen

I don't really think in terms of obstacles.
My biggest obstacle is always myself.
- Steve Earle

Where the Mind is biggest, the Heart,
the Senses, Magnanimity, Charity, Tolerance,
Kindliness, and the rest of them scarcely have room to breathe.
- Virginia Woolf

The biggest place I look for validation is from my mother.
That's the little girl in me that will never grow up.
- Naomi Watts

Babylon 5 is probably the biggest, most ambitious television
science fiction series ever made.
It's one big novel told over five years with 110 different stories told within it.
- Bill Mumy

Lighting is vital.
Without that they've got nothing.
And, of course, color and texture.
When they showed me a little piece of Finding Nemo,
I said this has got to be the biggest hit.
- Joe Grant

The biggest impact I can have for what I want to do,
the results I want to have with what God's given me,
is to help as many people as possible get to heaven.
- Thomas Monaghan

My biggest kick comes from the individual fans I run into.
Middle-aged men ask me when we're going to do more Johnny Quest cartoons.
- Joseph Barbera

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John
Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
- Denis Leary


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