Cute Relationship Quotes

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A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

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Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

When we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into
mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.

If you live to be a hundred,
I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,
so I never have to live without you.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The best time to make friends is before you need them.
- Ethel Barrymore

Sometimes, our family's most important job
is reminding us how unimportant we are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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Your children need your presence
more than your presents.
- Jesse Jackson

The best way to keep your friends
is not to give them away.
- Wilson Mizner

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Be careful the friends you choose -
for you will become like them.
- W. Clement Stone

The most interesting information comes from children,
for they tell all they know and then stop.
- Mark Twain

Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery
in which to bury the faults of his friends.
- Henry Brooks Adams

You only meet your once in a lifetime friend ...
once in a lifetime.
- Little Rascals

Choose your friends carefully.
Your enemies will choose you.
- Yasser Arafat

My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges

You know the only people who are always sure about
the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
- Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business
in which no cumulative wisdom is gained:
each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
- Bill Cosby

A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools,
but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
- Bill Cosby

That married couples can live together day after day
is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
- Bill Cosby

The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson

No matter how calmly you try to referee,
parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior,
and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

Parents are not interested in justice,
they're interested in peace and quiet.
- Bill Cosby

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes
when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems
when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile,
one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself,
to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin Franklin

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono

I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb

Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies,
but even more to stand up to your friends.
- J.K. Rowling

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

Poets have said that the reason to have children is
to give yourself immortality.
Immortality? Now that I have five children,
my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
- Bill Cosby

Nothing separates the generations more than music.
By the time a child is eight or nine,
he has developed a passion for his own music that is
even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
- Bill Cosby

Home is our sanctuary, where we:
relax into being ourselves,
play with our inner child,
paint the walls green and pink,
dig in the dirt,
grow something,
love somebody else,
love ourselves even more,
snuggle with a warm blanket on a Sunday afternoon,
hang "go away" on the door whenever we want,
clean and tidy often... or never,
launch from and return to,
are truly ourselves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated,
let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he
does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
- Bill Cosby

A lifelong friend is someone
you haven't borrowed money from yet.
- Anonymous

If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel

Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong

Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

When love is not madness, it is not love.
- Pedro Calderon de la Barca

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Absence does not make the heart grow fonder,
but it sure heats up the blood.
- Elizabeth Ashley

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain

Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm,
but willing to draw blood in its defense.
- Mark Overby

Do you love me because I am beautiful,
or am I beautiful because you love me?
- Oscar Hammerstein II (Cinderella)

Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

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May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie