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Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.
- Linus Torvalds

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Don't worry, be crappy.
Revolutionary means you ship and then test...
Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap -
but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
- Guy Kawasaki

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork,
so in the end it's just plain useless.
- John Mayer

You have to write badly to write at all.
If it's crappy, I will rewrite it later.
But it will be mine.
You can hear the resonance of an artist who goes into herself.
- Kathy Mattea

 

But I can also write in crappy motel rooms,
while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.
- Augusten Burroughs

I'm a hardcore gamer and would never let you down by
designing a crappy title.
- John Romero

I know there are a lot of readers that think I've got
a very crappy marriage just because of the things going
on with Rick and Lori but there's really nothing that's been like a mirror.
I'm just making this stuff up.
- Robert Kirkman

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My father in the film - which we probably haven't seen in previous movies,
and in British Asian movies you could probably count on one hand -
he says exactly why,
actually why he's frightened for his daughter.
He came to this country, England, and had a bit of a crappy time.
- Parminder Nagra

I completely love playing and designing games and always will.
I am so into games that I listen to game music all day.
That may sound strange, but you can guarantee I'm a
hardcore gamer and would never let you down by designing a crappy title.
- John Romero

My older sister encouraged me from early on and bought
me one of the first guitars I had.
She listened to all of the crappy songs that I wrote
when I was 8 years old and encouraged me to keep doing it.
- Tracy Chapman

It was 1978 when Superman came out, and I kept thinking,
Why don't they do something about it? They've done
all these crappy attempts at comic book film adaptations.
What can we do different? Why don't we just re-release this thing?
- Richard Donner

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
- Theodore Sturgeon

There's so much crap talked about acting.
- Ben Kingsley

I want to say 90% of stuff out there is just crap that got made.
The main point is that it got produced.
- Bill Sienkiewicz

Everything government touches turns to crap.
- Ringo Starr

Players lose you games, not tactics.
There's so much crap talked about tactics by people
who barely know how to win at dominoes.
- Brian Clough

When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books.
That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.
- Mike Tyson

The art schools...
you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap.
I think they believe every bit of it.
- Leonard Baskin

I'm not about trying to be out here fighting and shooting,
stabbing and, you know, all that crap,
man.
- Tone Loc

You made a lot of mistakes, and you wrote a lot of crap.
But it was all part of the learning process.
- Cynthia Weil

The world of this is a load of crap.
You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic.
- Charlie Watts

We are not special.
We are not crap or trash, either.
We just are.
We just are, and what happens just happens.
- Chuck Palahniuk

Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it,
then you've got something.
- Ed Wood

I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken
for being a lousy free-throw shooter.
- Dennis Rodman

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work,
talent, and discipline.
And that's why I just make up crap.
- Colin Mochrie

I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.
- John Peel

I hate most of what constitutes rock music,
which is basically middle-aged crap.
- Sting

With all the horror in the world and all the crap that's going on,
for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends.
That's what a movie is all about.
- Michael Rosenbaum

I think generally playing live is a crap idea.
So much of stage work is the presentation of personality,
and I've never been interested in that.
- Brian Eno

I've tried writing.
Two days later I'd go visit it and say,
Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap?
- Dennis Farina

I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.
- Siobhan Fahey

But I have to grow out of it, because it's very boring,
really.
Even when you're telling people how crap you are,
you're still banging on about yourself.
- Emily Mortimer

My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap.
- Lisa Bonet

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride.
Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.
- Fred W. Friendly

Then I went through a whole bunch of crap with my lousy movies and pop records.
I had people behind me kind of steering me in that direction,
but it wasn't really my bag.
- Pia Zadora

Certain things in life are more important than the
usual crap that everyone strives for.
- James Taylor

A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.
- Lauren Hutton

This is what you work for, putting all the other crap that you hear aside.
Just being able to participate in a World Series is pretty much everything.
But you do want to win!
- Bobby Bonilla

The jury could get the case as early as next week,
but the defense says they just want to introduce one
last-minute load of crap.
- Bill Maher

Nobody gives a crap about hockey down here -
nobody.
I coach kids' hockey down here and you can start to
see the disinterest in the game here with the kids.
- Bobby Hull

The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in.
- Guy Lafleur

It's immoral that people make money out of writing crap,
but I try not to obsess about it.
I don't want to spend my life being angry.
- Stella McCartney

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap.
They ought to call it the editor's choice.
It sure isn't based on sales.
- Howard Stern

I think the rock'n'roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap.
- Robert Smith

I'm a mother with two small children,
so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
- Pamela Anderson

You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.
- Bea Arthur

The whole business is built on ego, vanity,
self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.
- George Michael

Being a woman is really crap.
- Siobhan Fahey

I did not deal well with the politicians.
I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap,
that they are full of crap.
- Robert Crandall

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest
answer to any problem is 90% crap.
- Aaron Allston

AIDS is an absolutely tragic disease.
The argument about AIDS' being some kind of divine retribution is crap.
- Calvin Klein

I think the main influence has been living in New York City.
Aside from all the crap around 9/11,
I find it very demanding to think amid all the noise and visual pollution.
- George Murray

When you look at some of the most respected actors
there are and the crap that they're in...
it didn't used to be that way.
- Jason Patric

Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot
of the other crap that is out there right now.
- Adam Rich

Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford.
In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got
the crap beaten out of him.
- Dean Koontz

I ain't got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap.
It's kind of silly.
- Charles Manson

I've never worked for the sake of working.
There's probably enough crap out there for me not to add to it.
- Judy Davis

When you think you're good, you will play at that level.
If you doubt yourself, you will play like crap.
- Kurt Russell

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially
profitable to dispense it.
- Dick Cavett

Most modern comedy is crap.
- Adrian Edmondson

Learn your instrument.
Be honest.
Don't do anything phony.
There is so much crap floating around.
There is plenty of room for a bit of honest writing.
- Christine McVie

I was very much fascinated with the technology we had
that we could edit in the computer our compositions,
but all the sounds that were available on the market were crap.
- Miroslav Vitous

I thought Erica Jong's Fear of Flying was one of the
biggest pieces of crap that I've ever read in my life.
- Helen Reddy

I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen
to all this crap any more from all these people who
have nothing except doomsday to predict.
- Carroll Shelby

My dad was a tyrant.
He used to physically beat the crap out of us.
- Dennis Wilson

All you have to do is to look like crap on film and
everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress.
Actually, all you've done is look like crap.
- Helen Mirren

White people scare the crap out of me.
- Michael Moore

I think there are lots of ways to make good work.
You can throw big bucks at a project and make what some would call crap,
or you can work very modestly with eloquently moving results.
- Barbara Kruger

A guy is a lump like a doughnut.
So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him.
And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that
they pick up from beer commercials.
And then there's my personal favorite,
the male ego.
- Roseanne Barr

So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue,
and telling funny stories about how crap I am before
people have a chance to notice it for themselves and
think maybe I haven't realised.
- Emily Mortimer

And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing,
and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story,
you're not going to believe in the rest of the film.
That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap,
the movie's crap.
- Shia LaBeouf


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