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Cracked Quotes and Sayings
Quotes about Cracked

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A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

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Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
- E. B. White

Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked,
while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind.
- Bruce Lee

Early on I saw the repression and idolatry of Stalinism,
and when it cracked, I was open to religion again.
- Lionel Blue

 

Heaven have mercy on us all - Presbyterians and Pagans alike -
for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head,
and sadly need mending.
- Herman Melville

Another time I cracked two of the vertebrae in my back and broke a rib.
- Zakk Wylde

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.
The glass is always half empty.
And cracked.
And I just cut my lip on it.
And chipped a tooth.
- Janeane Garofalo

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This being grown up isn't all it's cracked up to be.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Language is a cracked kettle on which we beat out tunes for bears to dance to,
while all the time we long to move the stars to pity.
- Gustave Flaubert

As a vessel is known by the sound, whether it be cracked or not;
so men are proved,
by their speeches, whether they be wise or foolish.
- Demosthenes

Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap
crude rhythms for bears to dance to,
while we long to make music that will melt the stars.
- Gustave Flaubert

We tried burying the waste at sea and the concrete
cannisters that held it cracked open.
- David R. Brower

Cracked was a very short warrior, whereas Marley was a pacifist warrior.
- Yannick Noah

Being a princess isn't all it's cracked up to be.
- Princess Diana

Bill Mitchell said he really liked it.
But when he asked the other four their opinions,
we all took one look at ourselves in our raggedy long
winter coats and cracked up.
We knew we weren't likely to tempt anyone or anything,
but what the hell, it was as good a name as any.
- Otis Williams

Men kick friendship around like a football,
but it doesn't seem to crack.
Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is a crack in everything,
that's how the light gets in.
- Leonard Cohen

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing.
Chemistry is good when you make love with it.
Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
- Adam Sandler

So, no, I'm not trying to crack into Hollywood,
although I'll make films there if they're good scripts.
- Ewan McGregor

Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.
- Brad Paisley

Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one.
If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack.
If you're throwing rocks, we've got to throw bigger rocks.
- Nick Cannon

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then,
just so long as you don't break any.
- Mae West

A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired,
but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was.
- Joseph Hall

I did cocaine for about a year and a half,
then it led to crack.
- Corey Haim

Horrifying as it was to crack up in the public eye,
it made me look at myself and fix it.
People were exploitative; that's human nature.
- Margot Kidder

Slot machines are like crack for old people.
- Keenen Ivory Wayans

I have a hard time defending the production of candy,
given that it is basically crack for children and makes
them dependent in unwholesome ways.
- Steve Almond

As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on crime.
Law enforcement is really a local issue.
It's the cops' job to tighten down on criminals.
- Jesse Ventura

I suppose directing on set is the most fun because
it's a good crack and you feel you're on the battlefield
whereas writing is a fairly solitary undertaking.
- Guy Ritchie

With any project there's one or two things that you
really want to do and that's going to crack it.
- Matthew Bourne

With the people, for the people, by the people.
I crack up when I hear it; I say, with the handful,
for the handful, by the handful, cause that's what really happens.
- Fannie Lou Hamer

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
- Charles Spurgeon

This bill is the legislative equivalent of crack.
It yields a short-term high but does long-term damage
to the system and it's expensive to boot.
- Barney Frank

I'm black, and black don't crack.
It does droop.
- Aisha Tyler

I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme.
I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone -
even when they're laughing.
I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
- Sophia Bush

It's not that easy to find someone I can relate too.
I'm tough to crack because I'm shy.
- Kristin Kreuk

That's why I really don't play cards or gamble.
Because I'd crack.
- Joe Mantegna

When nothing seems to help, I go look at a stonecutter
hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times
without as much as a crack showing in it.
- Jacob Riis

They're desperately searching for meaning in their
lives but they will not crack the Bible open.
- Victoria Jackson

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
- Franz Kafka

I think it's sort of a rite of passage for a British
actor to try and get the American accent and have a
good crack at doing that.
- Orlando Bloom

If you put somebody on a crack pipe and give them a 9 mm Baretta,
you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out
what's going to happen next.
- James Lee Burke

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
- Tom Waits

Coming down off crack is like the worst depression.
The worst.
- Ray Brown

I would never do crack...
I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass,
okay?
- Denis Leary

I fell through a crack for years.
Historically, I am a nothing because I fit in no category.
I can only be me.
- Howard Hodgkin

I forever felt that I've fallen right between the crack
of way too young for the first generation of classic
rock 'n' roll and too old to be brand-new.
It's hard.
- Paul Westerberg

Be careful.
Journalism is more addictive than crack cocaine.
Your life can get out of balance.
- Dan Rather

Every citizen who stops smoking, or loses a few pounds,
or starts managing his chronic disease with real diligence,
is caulking a crack for the benefit of us all.
- Mitch Daniels

As corny as it may sound, my true goal was to crack the Americana market.
- Arthur Godfrey

I'm a crack shot and I've won medals for shooting.
But I don't think I could shoot a person.
- Gene Vincent

If there is anything in the universe that can't stand discussion,
let it crack.
- Wendell Phillips

The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells
us that our existence is but a brief crack of light
between two eternities of darkness.
- Vladimir Nabokov

I crack jokes and play games and that's really more
my nature than being cold.
- Bernhard Langer

If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart,
you have been cheated by nature.
- Phyllis Battelle

I know I can handle dramatic roles, but I don't think
I should have to play a young mother on crack to prove it.
- Hilary Duff

I think I did every drug known to mankind,
smoked crack, boozed, dropped acid, you name it.
- Kid Rock

I got addicted.
News, particularly daily news, is more addictive than crack cocaine,
more addictive than heroin, more addictive than cigarettes.
- Dan Rather

I was sick.
I guess I was about to crack up thinking about all my good buddies.
They were better men than me and they're not coming back.
Much less back to the White House, like me.
- Ira Hayes

After I got to Hollywood, I resented that I didn't
get a crack at more dramatic roles because I photographed so beautifully.
- Maureen O'Hara

I always wake up at the crack of ice.
- Joe E. Lewis

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
- Dan Castellaneta

He opened up the tent where I was actually literally
bent over a chair getting my crack touched up and I turned around and said,
'don't come in here Bryan, you don't need to be seeing this!' and he said,
'ooh, you need some white wine.' He handed me a glass of wine.
- Rebecca Romijn

Then in 1969, I spent the spring term at Cornell University in New York.
The invasion of August 1968 had already happened,
but the hardline regime took several months to crack down on dissidents.
- Vaclav Klaus

The American fascists are most easily recognized by
their deliberate perversion of truth and fact.
Their newspapers and propaganda carefully cultivate
every fissure of disunity,
every crack in the common front against fascism.
- Henry A. Wallace

I'd retired for about six or seven years.
Coming back to the business, I found that I was sort of not quite a has-been,
and it wasn't a new career, it was just kind of difficult to crack the nut,
so to speak.
- Julie London

If you feel driven and compelled to make your work
and to be fiercely original and have something unique to say,
in a compelling way, then chances are the helpers will
be there for you the doors will open some,
the ice will crack.
- David Knopfler

All the other guys I think had a scream on Lock,
Stock.
They just had a laugh and a crack, and thought it would never come out;
they were just having a good time.
On this one, I felt that.
- Guy Ritchie

I remember him watching me through the crack of a door
singing with a hairbrush.
I was in front of his mirror.
I think he wanted me to sing.
He would get me on the table and make me sing sometimes or play the piano.
He was very encouraging on that front.
- Lisa Marie Presley

But among them now were a large number of Communists
in positions of great power within the new union movement,
some of them actually moving close to the center of power.
This was the crack in the wall through which they entered.
Their power was to grow and prosper.
- John T. Flynn

Wouldn't want to write the X-Men, and I suppose the
X-Men is the ultimate Marvel comic,
and I really wouldn't want to go anywhere near it at all,
although on the other had I wouldn't mind having a
crack at something like the Punisher.
- Garth Ennis


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