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Cow Quotes and Sayings
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A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion.
The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a
butcher's stall passes as food.
- John Harvey Kellogg

Canada is like an old cow.
The West feeds it.
Ontario and Quebec milk it.
And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
- Tommy Douglas

North Dakota State.
What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
- Bobby Heenan

Some of the analysts were saying, Now you're a cash cow,
there's no growth at all, pay it all out in dividends,
give me it all, you can't invest wisely.
- Jim Cantalupo

 

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
- Grant Wood

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow,
I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.
- Deborah Kerr

So Pa sold the little house.
He sold the cow and calf.
He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box.
Ma helped him stretch white canvas over them.
- Laura Ingalls Wilder

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Holy cow!
- Harry Caray

Then a neighbor, Mr Smith, had a dairy cow and an couple bulls.
He showed me how to bluff a bull.
- Jim Fowler

The United States is not just an old cow that gives
more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks.
- David Dean Rusk

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV,
eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
- Celia Cruz

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air...
So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.
- Harry Caray

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
- Gary Larson

We have tried to make it clear that the United States
is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more
it is kicked in the flanks.
- Dean Rusk

My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.
- David Lynch

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.
- Arthur Koestler

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
- Ann Landers

However, if I can expand this to Top Cow or Avatar I'm helping the sales,
however small, on my Marvel books because I'm almost
certain to pick up some new readers.
- Mark Millar

Kiss till the cow comes home.
- Francis Beaumont

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry
has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull.
- Ralph Nader

The usefulness of cow-peas and soy-beans as human food
has been recognized only recently in this country.
- David F. Houston

Some people can get away with being very sexy to men
and not looking like a complete cow,
but I didn't think I was in a position where people knew me well enough.
- Sophie Ellis Bextor

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
- Hank Aaron

The mere brute pleasure of reading -
the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
- Lord Chesterfield

I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
- Lennart Meri

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important.
I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
- Bjork

I don't want any vegetables, thank you.
I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
- Doug Coupland

I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
- Johnny Mercer

The land is not in the least bit fertile and yet the
cattle herds grow larger and larger.
A cow represents capital investment here.
- Richard Leakey

The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries
and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.
- Colin Wilson

Don't have a cow, man.
- Matt Groening

If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out.
I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that,
mostly because he loved doing it himself.
- Stuart Appleby

It's been studied to the point where we know that the
impact on humans would be from consuming the most infected parts of the cow;
that is,
the brain and the spinal cord.
- Ann Veneman

I cannot harness a horse.
I am afraid of a cow.
- Lyman Abbott

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied
him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
- Shmuel Y. Agnon

Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better
tracking system than was the instance in Canada.
Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged.
- Ann Veneman

It was jolly in the country.
A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
- Georg Brandes

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension
relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.
- H. L. Mencken

This is really high on the priority list of tribal concerns.
This is a cash cow in many circumstances,
and tribes are concerned about protection of tribal assets.
- Jack Abramoff

If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.
- Lalu Prasad Yadav

No longer diverted by other emotions,
I work the way a cow grazes.
- Kathe Kollwitz

The cows have ID numbers.
And we should be able, throughout the investigation,
which is ongoing as we speak, to be able to track that
cow back to where it came from initially.
- Ann Veneman

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo,
the other milk.
- Ogden Nash

When one cow was found with BSE in 2003,
many of our trading partners closed their borders to our beef.
- Mike Johanns

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care,
then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman;
it would be,
I think, an American cow.
- William Lyon Phelps

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow,
an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure,
and even their milk may no longer be consumed.
The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.
- Ayatollah Khomeini

Life has got a habit of not standing hitched.
You got to ride it like you find it.
You got to change with it.
If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones,
that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.
- Woody Guthrie

I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with,
those parts of the cow were removed,
and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible
risk to human health with this particular incident.
- Ann Veneman

I think it's important that, as a matter of course,
the brain and spinal column were removed from this cow,
and that would be the material that would cause concern
in terms of human health.
And therefore we're confident in the safety of the food supply.
- Ann Veneman

Some people regard private enterprise
as a predatory tiger to be shot.
Others look on it as a cow they can milk.
Not enough people see it
as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
- Winston Churchill

I couldn't kill a chicken, I couldn't kill a cow -
I was a vegetarian too at that time -
so I thought,
well what is there that I could kill? I couldn't kill
this and I couldn't kill that.
- Ellen Burstyn

This was a dairy cow, and dairy cows have IDs on them.
The ID was traced back to the farm in Washington.
It's a dairy farm.
And that farm now has been quarantined,
and the owners have been very cooperative in doing that.
- Ann Veneman

I don't do impersonations.
I can do a wounded elephant!
I can do a really good cow!
And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire,
I do a variety of sheep.
All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!
- Patrick Stewart

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean,
here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -
chicken,
pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler

I think that's unjustified criticism.
We have had a number of measures in place in this country
for several years to mitigate the possibility of mad
cow spreading in this country.
We have found a single case.
- Ann Veneman

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
- Abbie Hoffman

Cows, after leaving the low lands near the coast,
are found to be plentiful everywhere,
and to produce milk in small quantities,
from which butter is made.
- John H. Speke

A girl's got to do what she's got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment.
If that means moaning 'til the cows come home,
then so be it.
- Cat Deeley

Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character.
There are a lot of things I learned from animals.
One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me.
- James Dean

We spend more on cows than the poor.
- Gordon Brown

If I have to, I'll go and direct theater and talk till the cows come home.
- Ridley Scott

Anybody who plays the stock market not as an insider
is like a man buying cows in the moonlight.
- Daniel Drew

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today.
I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor.
That's kind of regrettable.
- Bob Newhart

Cows are my passion.
What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm,
and live entirely surrounded by cows -
and china.
- Charles Dickens

She always says, my lord, that facts are like cows.
If you look them in the face hard enough they generally run away.
- Dorothy L. Sayers

Sacred cows make very poor gladiators.
- Nikki Giovanni

We don't have milk cows.
People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from -
Oklahoma.
We don't ride around in covered wagons,
either.
- Carrie Underwood

The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much
money every day in the season,
without calves and lambs, and without the manure,
which all return corn and fruit.
- Robert Grosseteste

Meat is an inefficient way to eat.
An acre of land can yield 20,000 pounds of potatoes,
but that same acre would only graze enough cows to get 165 pounds of meat.
- Alexandra Paul

There exists no politician in India daring enough to
attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.
- Indira Gandhi

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
- Jim Bishop


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