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Computer Quotes and Sayings
Quotes about Computer

Please enjoy these Computer Quotes from the wise, the romantic, and the famous of the past and present.

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that,
once it is competently programmed and working smoothly,
it is completely honest.
- Isaac Asimov

Related topics: Computers

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
- Ken Olsen

I should prefer to have a politician who regularly
went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop
computer for every teacher.
- A. N. Wilson

No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee,
I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer'.
- Danielle Berry

 

It was a black and white only computer at the time,
but it kept me fascinated.
- Buffy Sainte-Marie

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly
for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
- Dave Barry

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up.
You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who
claim they are treating pregnant men.
- Isaac Asimov

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Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer
knows the propensity to dream,
the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
- Tim Berners-Lee

You couldn't have fed the '50s into a computer and come out with the '60s.
- Paul Kantner

The computer is a moron.
- Peter Drucker

I'm a '70s mom, and my daughter is a '90s mom.
I know a lot of women my age who are real computer freaks.
- Florence Henderson

I started on an Apple II, which I had bought at the
very end of 1978 for half of my annual income.
I made $4,500 a year, and I spent half of it on the computer.
- Bill Budge

I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work,
and I didn't stop until she got home.
- George Stephen

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as
frustrating as reading manuals without the software.
- Arthur C. Clarke

I wouldn't know how to find eBay on the computer if my life depended on it.
- Marc Jacobs

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
- Edsger Dijkstra

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
- Alan Perlis

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips

The power of the computer is starting to spread.
- Bill Budge

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things
no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving
America a new sense of purpose.
- Andy Rooney

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club.
You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
- Erma Bombeck

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has,
we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.
- Bill Gates

There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated,
totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument.
- Aimee Mann

The question of whether a computer can think is no
more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
- Edsger Dijkstra

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
- Paul R. Ehrlich

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
- Robert Orben

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
- Steve Wozniak

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
- Emo Philips

One of the most feared expressions in modern times
is 'The computer is down.'
- Norman Ralph Augustine

I'm too old-fashioned to use a computer.
I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill.
- Christopher Plummer

The protean nature of the computer is such that it
can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited.
- Alan Kay

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.
- Eugene Jarvis

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.
- Dan Rather

Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program
winning the world chess championship.
Humanity needs a lesson in humility.
- Richard Dawkins

The basis of computer work is predicated on the idea
that only the brain makes decisions and only the index finger does the work.
- Brian Eno

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper.
About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer
is garbage that no one ever reads.
- Andy Rooney

Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry.
He decides who's going to build.
- Larry Ellison

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen,
is that you can take it to bed with you.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

If you're working on a computer and you're editing bass,
it looks like a warm curvy, sort of feminine object.
- Colin Greenwood

Family life is not a computer program that runs on its own;
it needs continual input from everyone.
- Neil Kurshan

I've heard that, but since I'm computer illiterate
I don't know how it all works.
But since I'm on Prodigy tonight, I'm learning a lot through my typist,
Peter.
- Bobby Sherman

Computer photography won't be photography as we know it.
I think photography will always be chemical.
- Annie Leibovitz

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
- Alan Perlis

I've got a computer, but I won't go near it.
- Jo Stafford

The labs were happy that I was brave enough to attempt
to program it and the $5 million computer was left entirely to my use.
I was their human guinea pig.
- Philip Emeagwali

At the risk of being a fuddy-duddy I don't have a computer;
I don't have e-mail; and I really don't need something
in my house that I would be sitting in front of for hours.
- Marian McPartland

I had a TV set and a typewriter and that made me think
a computer should be laid out like a typewriter with a video screen.
- Steve Wozniak

I've never really been anywhere, and now I get to go everywhere.
I just have to make sure there's enough memory on my
computer to hold all my pictures.
- Carrie Underwood

In the original computer game of Doom,
you not only have to kill things.
You have to pulverise them.
- Rosamund Pike

CGI is done after the film is done.
It's through the computer.
Most of the film is not computer-generated special effects.
Most of it is that creature that is in the room with you.
- Sanaa Lathan

At this present time, matter is still the best way
to think of architecture,
but I'm not so sure for very long.
The computer is radicalizing the way we think about our world.
- Ben Nicholson

On the molecular scale, you find it's reasonable to
have a machine that does a million steps per second,
a mechanical system that works at computer speeds.
- K. Eric Drexler

I always say that my favorite game was Original Adventure,
published by both Microsoft and Apple Computer back in 1980.
- Roberta Williams

Another misconception is that an order is canceled
when you hit 'cancel' on your computer.
But, the fact is it's canceled only when the market gets the cancellation.
- Arthur Levitt

During that first year, I felt guilty that my wife
was out working bringing in all our income,
while I was at home playing on the computer,
so I made myself treat writing like a job.
- George Stephen

Then in my early teens, when the home computer bubble was blowing,
I had one of the first, an Acorn Atom,
and used to write primitive adventures on that.
- Graham Nelson

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
- John F. Kennedy

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer.
Art is everything else we do.
- Donald Knuth

Computer technology is so built into our lives that
it's part of the surround of every artist.
- Steven Levy

While at Cal Tech I talked a lot with Jon Mathews,
then a junior faculty member; he taught me how to use
the Institute's computer;
we also went on hikes together.
- Kenneth G. Wilson

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
- Dave Barry

If I leave my computer, I'm probably not going to get back for hours.
If I take a few minutes to answer questions and go web surfing,
then guilt kicks in and I get back to work.
- Raymond E. Feist

I actually built a tiny computer as a junior high school project.
- Mitch Kapor

At this moment I do not have a personal relationship with a computer.
- Janet Reno

I've never been able to arouse any interest in myself
for digitally produced sound,
and so the computer turns me off.
- David Tudor

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.
But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine,
is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
- Rory Bremner

No computer, no gadget, no trickery.
I am an animal, it is a plant.
I will beat the weed!
- Matthew McConaughey

At the end of OK Computer we were playing big,
big arenas and it wasn't right.
You can do those things occasionally but at the time it didn't feel right.
- Ed O'Brien

I love what I do, so it's not tiring.
If I worked at a computer or drove a truck,
I'd be dead in a week.
- Karen Black

One of the best things to come out of the home computer
revolution could be the general and widespread understanding
of how severely limited logic really is.
- Frank Herbert

In my second year in graduate school,
I took a computer course and that was like lightening striking.
- Ted Nelson


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