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Bartender Quotes and Sayings
Quotes about Bartender

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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree
and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.
Then they would really be educated.
- Al McGuire

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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic.
No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
- Jim Bishop

Set up another case bartender!
The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
- W. C. Fields

I told my wife the truth.
I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist.
Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist,
two plumbers, and a bartender.
- Rodney Dangerfield

 

I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop
dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was.
Then I started thinking about how cool it was.
- Brandon Routh

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders,
there is little else about him worth knowing.
- Don Marquis

I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex
Bar every night after I got off work.
The bartender there used to call me Boom Boom.
I don't know why, but he did.
- John Lee Hooker

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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...
I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.'
He said 'God beat me to it.'
- Rodney Dangerfield

I toured Ontario in the winter of '48,
in a touring company of The Drunkard,
in which I played the bartender.
- Jonathan Frid

Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track,
but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so
that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress,
a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist -
whatever.
- Les Paul

I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this
girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial.
A kid at work told me, 'Hey, I know this director and he'd really like you!'.
So I walked into this guy's office and was like 'I
was thinking maybe I could make $3000' and he hired me for commercials,
short films, like 15 jobs in a row.
- Pauley Perrette

Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling,
but because of the arena and the demands,
the disease really got out of control for me.
It's like being an alcoholic and going and being a bartender.
- Carre Otis

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses
make a comment about a joke of mine,
like pointing out some sort of logic error or something
that I've never even thought about,
and they're right.
- Todd Barry

I was bartending for a long time and going on auditions
and was constantly being rebuffed.
- Mark Ruffalo

One does not discover new lands without consenting
to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
- Andre Gide

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

When one door closes, another opens.
But often we look so long, so regretfully,
upon the closed door,
that we fail to see the one that is opened for us.
- Helen Keller

Not everything that casts a long shadow is to be feared.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

So long as we are loved by others,
I would almost say that we are indispensable;
and no man is useless while he has a friend.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

In the long history of humankind (and animal-kind, too)
those who learned to collaborate and
improvise most effectively have prevailed.
- Charles Darwin

May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours.
- Irish Blessing

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
- John Leonard

Gather yourself by the sea shore and I will love you there.
Assemble yourself with wild things,
with songs of the sparrow and sea-foam.
Let mad beauty collect itself in your eyes
and it will shine - Calling me.
For I long for a man with nests of wild things in his hair.
A man who will Kiss the Flame.
- Jewel

When people get married because they think
it's a long-time love affair,
they'll be divorced very soon,
because all love affairs end in disappointment.
But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
- Joseph Campbell

If I had no sense of humor,
I would long ago have committed suicide.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart for so long.
If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Brief is life but love is long.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

So long as the memory of certain
beloved friends lives in my heart,
I shall say that life is good.
- Helen Keller

As long as any adult thinks that he,
like the parents and teachers of old,
can become introspective,
invoking his own youth to understand
the youth before him,
he is lost.
- Margaret Mead

It doesn't matter how long my hair is
or what color my skin is
or whether I'm a woman or a man.
- John Lennon

Relax. Take a day off.
Go for a long silent walk in the woods.
The world will still be there tomorrow -
as good and as bad as ever.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect.
If it's not based on respect,
nothing that appears to be good will last very long.
- Amy Grant

I long to accomplish a great and noble task,
but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks
as if they were great and noble.
- Helen Keller

Just stop it. Seriously.
Whatever it is. Just stop it.
If only for an hour, a day, a week.
Stop doing it long enough to get a glimpse
of what the change would actually look like.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

As long as a man stands in his own way,
everything seems to be in his way.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the long run, men hit only what they aim at.
Therefore, they had better aim at something high.
- Henry David Thoreau

I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote

Just smiling goes a long way toward
making you feel better about life.
And when you feel better about life, your life is better.
- Art Linkletter

Life is not about perfection -
or a quest for perfection.
Life is about enjoying what we have -
for as long as we have it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Take a long walk alone in the woods -
leave the cellphone and music player at home.
Your whole BEing will appreciate it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are risks and costs to action.
But they are far less than the long range
risks of comfortable inaction.
- John F. Kennedy

In order to discover new lands,
one must be willing to lose sight
of the shore for a very long time.
- Anonymous

It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person
to reconcile himself to the idea that
after all God will not help him
- H. L. Mencken

It takes discipline and compassion
to awaken the divine in ourselves long enough
to recognize the divine in another.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon,
but that we wait so long to begin it.
- Anonymous

Immortality is a long shot, I admit.
But somebody has to be first.
- Bill Cosby

So long as you have courage and a sense of humor,
it is never too late to start life afresh.
- Freeman Dyson

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
- Jacqueline Schiff

Since it is not granted to us to live long,
let us transmit to posterity some memorial that we have at least lived.
- E. Joseph Cossman

In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves.
The process never ends until we die.
And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is a long lesson in humility.
- James M. Barrie

It had long since come to my attention
that people of accomplishment
rarely sat back and let things happen to them.
They went out and happened to things.
- Leonardo da Vinci

We are not afraid to follow truth
wherever it may lead,
nor to tolerate any error
so long as reason is left free to combat it.
- Thomas Jefferson

Three things cannot be long hidden:
the sun, the moon, and the truth.
- The Buddha

Security is mostly a superstition.
It does not exist in nature,
nor do the children of men as a whole experience it.
Avoiding danger is no safer
in the long run than outright exposure.
Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.
- Helen Keller

One movement toward light becomes a clear signpost on a long road.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Every one desires to live long,
but no one would be old.
- Abraham Lincoln

A man is what he thinks about all day long.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give me a lever long enough
and a fulcrum on which to place it,
and I shall move the world.
- Archimedes

Avoiding danger is no safer
in the long run than outright exposure.
he fearful are caught as often as the bold.
- Helen Keller

How you think when you lose
determines how long it will be until you win.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

Stop wishing and fearing the future
long enough to be fully present in TODAY.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We can do anything we want to
if we stick to it long enough.
- Helen Keller

Nature puts no question and answers none which we mortals ask.
She has long ago taken her resolution.
- Henry David Thoreau

Make your important choices in life
based on your values and your long-term objectives
rather than on a need for approval.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As long as one keeps searching, the answers come.
- Joan Baez

Everything deep is also simple
and can be reproduced simply
as long as its reference
to the whole truth is maintained.
But what matters is not what is witty
but what is true.
- Albert Schweitzer

Nobody, as long as he moves about
among the chaotic currents of life,
is without trouble.
- Carl Jung

I am proud to be an American.
Because an American can eat anything on the face of
this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
- Bill Cosby


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