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Bark Quotes and Sayings
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If you want reality to be different than it is,
you might as well try to teach a cat to bark.
- Byron Katie

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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,'
probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
- Woody Allen

If you want something to be different than it is,
you might as well teach a cat to bark.
Wanting something to be different than it is, is hopeless.
- Byron Katie

I used to get on a stove wood pile at 5-6 years old
and I would have a piece of stove wood and kindling bark as a pick,
and I was a star.
- Jerry Reed

 

It is no use painting the foot of the tree white,
the strength of the bark cries out from beneath the paint.
- Aime Cesaire

Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Muzzle a dog and he will bark out of the other end.
- Malcolm Lowry

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The dogs did bark, the children screamed,
Up flew the windows all; And every soul bawled out,
Well done!
As loud as he could bawl.
- William Cowper

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian,
wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays,
and eat tree bark.
- Casey Affleck

Thus, I steer my bark, and sail On even keel,
with gentle gale.
- Matthew Green

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,
in case the need should arise for them to bark violently
at nothing right in your ear.
- Dave Barry

On pavements and the bark of trees I have found whole worlds.
- Mark Tobey

I knew, of course, that trees and plants had roots,
stems, bark, branches and foliage that reached up toward the light.
But I was coming to realize that the real magician was light itself.
- Edward Steichen

I want to try to talk like normal people talk,
not just stand there and bark at the camera.
- Bob Schieffer

When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal.
If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual,
or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual,
I stood to arms.
- Frank James

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.
- Karl Kraus

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation
from the rocks of ignorance.
- Petrarch

My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide,
beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings.
- Gerald B. H. Solomon

Many of their lodges remained as perfect as when occupied.
They were made of poles two or three inches in diameter,
set up in circular form, and covered with cedar bark.
- William Henry Ashley

I have no way of knowing how people really feel,
but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer.
Every once in a while someone barks at me.
My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.
- Tucker Carlson

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion;
but when he barks at strangers,
it is patriotism!
- David Starr Jordan

Satiety is a mongrel that barks at the heels of plenty.
- Minna Antrim

A dog barks when his master is attacked.
I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked
and yet would remain silent.
- Pearl S. Buck

I've always looked upon the Ducks as caricature human beings.
Perhaps I've been years writing in that middle world that J.R.R.
Tolkien describes, and never knew it.
- Carl Barks

I read some of my stories recently and thought,
'How in the hell did I get away with that?' I had some
really raw cynicism in some of them.
- Carl Barks

I was never a Boy Scout, but oh, I wanted to be one
when I was a kid about ten or eleven years old.
But there wasn't anyplace where I could ever join the Boy Scouts.
- Carl Barks

The Barks of Trees are best gathered in the Spring,
if it be of great Trees, as Oaks or the like,
because then they come easiest off, and so you may dry them if you please,
but indeed your best way is to gather all Barks only for present use.
- Nicholas Culpeper

There was no difference between my characters and the
life my readers were going to have to face.
- Carl Barks

I enjoyed doing the gag covers better than the story
ones because they were usually simpler.
A cover based on an incident in the plot took a great
deal of staging to tell a little story that was still part of the book.
And it had to make sense on its own.
- Carl Barks

I always felt myself to be an unlucky person like Donald,
who is a victim of so many circumstances.
But there isn't a person in the United States who couldn't identify with him.
He is everything, he is everybody; he makes the same
mistakes that we all make.
- Carl Barks

A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker.
A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
- The Buddha

Ronnie Barker will forever be remembered as one of the great comic actors.
- John Major

I was playing with the Aquabats, and then I quit to
join a band called Suicide Machine in Detroit.
- Travis Barker

All I wanted to do was ride skateboards -
I wanted to be a professional skateboarder.
But I had this problem.
I kept breaking half of my body skateboarding.
- Travis Barker

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in
your career is to make people laugh-well,
it's the best job in the world.
- Ronnie Barker

Be regular and orderly in your life,
that you may be violent and original in your work.
- Clive Barker

Bill Stevenson of The Descendants is really good,
too.
- Travis Barker

Networks decide who will have a chance to do shows,
but it is the viewers who make the final decision of who stays and who goes.
I am very fortunate, in that the television viewers
of our country have decided that Bob Barker can stay.
- Bob Barker

And I played in jazz band as well during all three years in school.
- Travis Barker

You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights.
- Bob Barker

I submit all my plays to the National Theatre for rejection.
To assure myself I am seeing clearly.
- Howard Barker

I have the normal complement of anxieties,
neuroses, psychoses and whatever else -
but I'm absolutely nothing special.
- Clive Barker

We never worry about the big things,
just the small things.
- Travis Barker

I was in a band called Hooker for a while.
- Travis Barker

We all write the music, and then Mark and Tom write the lyrics.
- Travis Barker

Nothing ever begins.
There is no first moment; no single word or place from
which this or any other story springs.
- Clive Barker

A lot of people think that punk rock musicians don't know what they're doing.
- Travis Barker

In 1996, I was in was in an acoustic kind of rock band,
we were called Feeble.
We were just playing locally.
- Travis Barker

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs
than by some people I've known.
- Bob Barker

I learned the songs and played the gigs,
and then they called me about a month later.
They told me they were like super stoked on me and
asked me to join their band.
- Travis Barker

I like Steve Gadd, everything he did with Steely Dan.
There's so many.
I like everything.
- Travis Barker

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you wouldn't go by yourself.
- Joel A. Barker

My imagination is my polestar; I steer by that.
- Clive Barker

Vision without action is merely a dream.
Action without vision just passes the time.
Vision with action can change the world.
- Joel A. Barker

My mom passed away a day before high school started,
and her dream was for me to be a full rock and roll guy,
and play drums in a band.
- Travis Barker

We were concerned with having good songs,
not just songs that go two hundred miles per hour.
- Travis Barker

My chops are still up, even though I'm not still in high school.
- Travis Barker

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning
is that it can only mean one thing.
- Ronnie Barker

Then I tried out for the Fontana High School drum line,
in Riverside, and I did really well.
I got second chair, and played snare in that drum line for three years.
- Travis Barker

Your successful past will block your visions of the future.
- Joel A. Barker

But there's actually a lot of punk bands out there that go out of the norm,
use odd time signatures, or a lot of different tempo changes in a song.
- Travis Barker

What I tried to do is deliver movies that have worked for me more than once.
- Clive Barker

I've always liked Dennis Chambers, he's real flashy.
- Travis Barker

Oh, I was super serious about practicing and rudiments,
and still am.
I still have all my books.
- Travis Barker

In junior high, I sang in madrigals,
men's' and women's' choir.
I played piano too, but then I got out of it.
- Travis Barker

And I was in another band called Flash In The Pan,
which was soca, Latin music, down in Laguna Beach.
- Travis Barker

We just wanted to write a bunch of songs that we thought were good songs.
- Travis Barker

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
- Ronnie Barker

My mom listened to the Beatles and Elvis,
a lot of different types of music.
- Travis Barker

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell
me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.
- Bob Barker

I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker,
who was such a warm, friendly and encouraging presence
to have when I started in television.
He was also a great comic actor to learn from.
- John Cleese


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