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Casey Stengel Quotes and Sayings
Quotes by Casey Stengel

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The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel

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Most ball games are lost, not won.
- Casey Stengel

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
- Casey Stengel

Been in this game one-hundred years,
but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
- Casey Stengel

 

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
- Casey Stengel

Never make predictions, especially about the future.
- Casey Stengel

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you
never committed and when you're older you begin to
get credit for virtues you never possessed.
It evens itself out.
- Casey Stengel

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I was not successful as a ball player,
as it was a game of skill.
- Casey Stengel

There are three things you can do in a baseball game.
You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
- Casey Stengel

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
- Casey Stengel

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
- Casey Stengel

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're
going to try and win a pennant.
- Casey Stengel

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
- Casey Stengel

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink.
I said I don't drink.
Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't
speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
- Casey Stengel

Finding good players is easy.
Getting them to play as a team is another story.
- Casey Stengel

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a
catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
- Casey Stengel

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.
- Casey Stengel

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing,
you're crazy.
You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
- Casey Stengel

Most games are lost, not won.
- Casey Stengel

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
- Casey Stengel

They say some of my stars drink whiskey,
but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
- Casey Stengel

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
- Casey Stengel

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five
guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
- Casey Stengel

There comes a time in every man's life,
and I've had plenty of them.
- Casey Stengel

You gotta lose 'em some of the time.
When you do, lose 'em right.
- Casey Stengel

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day,
just two out of three.
- Casey Stengel

The team has come along slow but fast.
- Casey Stengel

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
- Casey Stengel

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people
who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
- Casey Stengel

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player.
It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
- Casey Stengel

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
- Casey Stengel

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
- Casey Stengel

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.
- Casey Stengel

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional
walks during batting practice.
- Casey Stengel

They say Yogi Berra is funny.
Well, he has a lovely wife and family,
a beautiful home, money in the bank,
and he plays golf with millionaires.
What's funny about that?
- Casey Stengel

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game:
You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
- Casey Stengel

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one.
I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
- Casey Stengel

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
- Casey Stengel

Without losers, where would the winners be?
- Casey Stengel

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age
of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
- Casey Stengel

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're
likely to have a lot of passed balls.
- Casey Stengel

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight,
chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do,
it ain't worth it.
- Casey Stengel

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
- Casey Stengel

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start
thinking we're not as good as we think we are.
- Casey Stengel

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game.
It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
- Casey Stengel

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me,
especially since I've been thrown out of so many.
- Casey Stengel

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike.
If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
- Casey Stengel

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
- Casey Stengel

They told me my services were no longer desired because
they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance
way of keeping the club going.
I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
- Casey Stengel

We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled.
The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over
and let the beautiful stuff out.
- Ray Bradbury

The trick is in what one emphasizes.
We either make ourselves miserable,
or we make ourselves happy.
The amount of work is the same.
- Carlos Castaneda

There's a trick to the Graceful Exit.
It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage,
a relationship is over - and to let go.
It means leaving what's over without denying its value.
- Ellen Goodman

The trick is not how much pain you feel -
but how much joy you feel
- Erica Jong

In every marriage more than a week old,
there are grounds for divorce.
The trick is to find, and continue to find,
grounds for marriage.
- Robert Anderson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop
speech when words become superfluous.
- Ingrid Bergman

It is a trick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,
or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.
- Ivan Goncharov

Some people carry their heart in their head and some
carry their head in their heart.
The trick is to keep them apart yet working together.
- David Hare

Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires
of the moment that he who will trick will always find
another who will suffer to be tricked.
- Niccolo Machiavelli

There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over,
and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears.
- Dorothy Dix

Getting out of jury duty is easy.
The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
- Dan Castellaneta

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.
- Chuck Palahniuk

Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.
- Tim Vine

Think of all the really successful men and women you know.
Do you know a single one who didn't learn very young
the trick of calling attention to himself in the right quarters?
- Storm Jameson

The trick is to be grateful when your mood is high
and graceful when it is low.
- Richard Carlson

There is a marvelous turn and trick to British arrogance;
its apparent unconsciousness makes it twice as effectual.
- Catherine Drinker Bowen

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues.
But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did,
I think that was a much greater feat.
- Bob Uecker

The notion of a universality of human experience is
a confidence trick and the notion of a universality
of female experience is a clever confidence trick.
- Angela Carter

They weren't interested in entertainment.
They were tough.
I learned one trick, which was to be quieter than they
were until they had to look at you.
It took a lot of agressiveness.
- Judy Holliday

I notice that students, particularly for gay students,
it's too easy to write about my last trick or something.
It's not very interesting to the reader.
- Thom Gunn

It's in the vein, somewhere in a cross between The Beatles,
Cheap Trick, The Stones, Badfinger, you know,
but it's not retro at all.
But it is very pop.
- Steve Brown

Human intelligence may not be the best trick nature has to offer.
- Bryant H. McGill


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