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Aaron Allston Quotes and Sayings
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Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
- Aaron Allston

Related topics: Legal

The difference between tragedy and comedy:
Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else,
while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
- Aaron Allston

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
- Aaron Allston

I'm content to stand on tradition.
I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
- Aaron Allston

 

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
- Aaron Allston

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest
answer to any problem is 90% crap.
- Aaron Allston

There are two types of people in the world,
and I'm one of them.
- Aaron Allston

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Life is like an analogy.
- Aaron Allston

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails
until things start to go your way.
- Aaron Allston

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.
- Aaron Allston

Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
- Aaron Allston

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
- Aaron Allston

No one pays me to be nice.
- Aaron Allston

Feminism is sort of like God.
Many people profess to believe in it,
but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
- Aaron Allston

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb.
Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
- Aaron Allston

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
- Aaron Allston

Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
- Aaron Allston

When all else fails, complicate matters.
- Aaron Allston

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
- Aaron Allston

People are getting smarter nowadays;
they are letting lawyers,
instead of their conscience, be their guide.
- Will Rogers

The trouble with law is lawyers.
- Clarence Darrow

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more,
that everyone's given up.
- Ian Hislop

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.
- Felix Frankfurter

We are led by lawyers who do not understand either
technology or balance sheets.
- Thomas Friedman

As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.
- Sam Waterston

As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.
- Bill Williams

If the laws could speak for themselves,
they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
- Lord Halifax

Cagey trial lawyers have figured out there's a pretty
good likelihood their case -
no matter what its merit -
will literally get its day in court because of favorable judges.
- Dennis Hastert

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
- Jeremy Bentham

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers;
the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges
are just lawyers in robes.
- Tammy Bruce

I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.
- Jay Alan Sekulow

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad
that we don't have a system where the losing team has
to pay the winning team's lawyers.
- Carol Burnett

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
- Charles Lamb

People do not win people fights.
Lawyers do.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

The only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers.
I think we made a couple of them rich.
- Gavin Rossdale

The only real lawyers are trial lawyers,
and trial lawyers try cases to juries.
- Clarence Darrow

Discourage litigation.
Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.
As a peacemaker the lawyer has
superior opportunity of being a good man.
There will still be business enough.
- Abraham Lincoln

Our lawyers had their chat with the Supreme Court Justice,
and promised to repast the chat to other members of
the Supreme Court to find out whether they wanted to hear us out.
- Dashiell Hammett

Drugs are in every walk of life - doctors,
lawyers, preachers, the guy who works for IBM,
teenagers on the street, teenagers in school.
- Smokey Robinson

Of course I've got lawyers.
They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has.
But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
- Danny DeVito

I think the lawyers are such incredible actors.
Can you imagine the performance they have to do every day?
- Monica Bellucci

The more lawyers there are, the more people are out
there to encourage others not to go to law school.
- David E. Kelley

It was really weird, when this thing started,
to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.'
People tried to avoid it too.
- Mike Judge

Government lawyers have a duty to disclose evidence
of wrongdoing in the government.
- Ken Starr

Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered
me to be the best hostess in London.
- Cynthia Payne

There are some lawyers who think of themselves as basically
instruments of whoever their clients are,
and they pride themselves on their professional craft.
- Cass Sunstein

Lawyers (are) operators of the toll bridge across which
anyone in search of justice has to pass.
- Jane Bryant Quinn

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same.
This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.
- Florynce R. Kennedy

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
- G. B. Trudeau

I have been surrounded by some of the smartest,
brightest, most caring lawyers, by agents who are willing
to risk their lives for others,
by support staff that are willing to work as hard as they can.
- Janet Reno

It is a different genre - a show about something other than doctors,
lawyers and cops.
Teachers are something completely different.
I think it makes for very interesting television.
- Chi McBride

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money,
and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers,
that's for damn sure.
- Jon Bon Jovi

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference
is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

Iowa is home to teachers, farmers, lawyers,
factory workers, and many others who work hard every
day to provide the best for their families and their future.
- Leonard Boswell

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
- Horace

We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers,
and the list goes on and on.
- Jerry Only

I've had ample contact with lawyers,
and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
- Wilson Mizner

I don't sell enough books to pay for the lawyers,
however.
And these various problems finally became too much.
- Peter Sotos

Lawyers should not be charged with the same crimes as their clients.
Trials related to political charges are not in accordance with human rights.
- Shirin Ebadi

Lawyers didn't seriously get involved in the Watergate
stories until quite late,
when we realized we were on to something.
- Bob Woodward

Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants.
The shift from the one to the other was definitely
related to when the takes started to get big.
- David Crosby

There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason
that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers;
not enough women have the time for careers.
- Dorothy Fields

Our first concern is the security of the lawyers because
without security you can't possibly have a fair trial,
if trial at all, and that's not been adequately attended to.
- Ramsey Clark

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there,
but because they have no business.
- Washington Irving

Man, I just feel blessed...
I was in a situation where the only way I could come
out of it was by putting my faith in God.
No matter how good my lawyers were, no matter how much celebrity I had,
everything was just stacked up against me.
- Puff Daddy

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers,
some of it might not be true.
- Gerald F. Lieberman

Reduce the number of lawyers.
They are like beavers - they get in the middle of the stream and dam it up.
- Donald Rumsfeld

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of
divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes,
we'd profit from them.
- Lucille Ball

She seemed to mean what she said.
She said pretty much this: I retained some lawyers,
I have to move on with my life, I am divorcing you,
and then she added, I need money.
- Dennis Kozlowski


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